F.A.Q.
Q. Do you do family shows?
A. Yes. My family shows are rated "PG" for "Permissibly Graphic." Meaning, I rhyme out the cuss words because I'm not a total heathern. And my 21+ shows are rated "TM" for "Theoretically Mature."
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Q. Talk about your childhood. Where were you born?
A. Primrose, Alabama. Daddy was a very manly man, even though he played the autoharp.
My momma was the first female lineman in the state of Alabama. (She loved to climb them poles, and she taught Sunday School!)
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Q. What was the first instrument you learned to play?
A. When I was 4 years old, my god-daddy tricked me into learning the fiddle. "Bambi Louise," he said, "you touch that fiddle one more damn time, and you gonna be picking out a switch." (Well, I was on that fiddle like white on rice, and the rest is history.)
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Q. How many instruments do you play?
A. Well, I don't count the jaw harp, so let's see... guitar, fiddle, bass, mandolin, tamborine -- and percussion in general (I just love the damn vibraslap for obvious reasons), a little clawhammer banjo, some ukulele, handbells (from church), and of course, autoharp (from Daddy). Hell, I don't know. I guess that's about it.
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Q. Do you ever do drag storytime?
A. Yes. It's where I'm in drag, and a buddy of mine's in drag. And I drag that person around the room by the wig. And then I have a little talk with the children about feminism. Some might say it's a scary story, so I tend to do it around Halloween.
Photo: Richie Wireman


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